I Guess This Is Growing Up
It’s been a while since the last post. A couple of weeks for the Moblogs and forever for a text post. Having BBEdit not work on a Mac Pro didn’t help though it’s OK on my PB. Frankly, after using a quad core Xeon Mac everything else pales in comparison. Compound that with not being able to Moblog the new gig and not knowing what I can blog about the new gig adds to the absence. And last but not least, I’ve finally started dating again. The last time I was doing this was about a decade and a half ago. Holy shit…
The new gig, well, is awesome. And I’m not just saying that because one of the bosses reads the blog. I’m the new guy, starting at the bottom and working my way up, though in the age and experience category I’m up there with management. In fact, of the 200 plus on the show (cast and crew) I’m one of the gray beards. And I can remember back in the day when I was the youngest guy on the gig. My how times change, particularly for us old farts. Oh well. It’s an interesting environment where I’m guarded in what I say. In the touring rock biz we had a bit more latitude in what we said and how we said it. For example, where someone to do something backasswards on the rock tour, the response might be ” are you toally fucking new?” Here, it might be “I question the rationality of your judgement and would have reached a different conclusion”. Though in the bowels of the SOMP (the little room in which I perform many if not most of my tasks) we’re still able to say amongst ourselves, “dude are you new?”
It’s a good bunch that I work with at the swankiest resort on the Strip. Unlike the last tour leg I did. The leg with jazz singer and guitar player that sits (though he’s not sitting these days) was an absolute pie fight. I loved my hommies (sp?) with jazz singer, but other crew was wack. So much that after the first few dates, I started riding on our band bus instead of the production bus. The so called production manager didn’t really have a handle on things, though sometimes he was too hung over to make it in on the call time. I guess it helped that he was the significant other of the tour manager of other band. At times it was an embarassing display of unprofessionalism. Those that know me, know I cut much slack in this department. These guys (and gal) were so over the top it was difficult to look the other way. Glad it’s over and at least the bonuses afforded me a neat new computer and pair of studio monitors for it.
And that brings me to the delima. What can I post? I can’t Moblog as cam phones and cams are verbotten in the theater. They made sure to tell me during the orientation. Technically I’m not supposed to have one in the building, and if I do, it should have the cam function disabled. Blogging like I have on tour isn’t going to work. The tours didn’t mind it, but I’d bet these folks would. It’s too bad, because I think a good tech blog would be good for the show. We aren’t talking about some cheesy Vegas show, it’s one of the most high profile, technically advanced shows not only on the Strip, but in the biz. And it’s moving and sexy. Speaking of sexy, why is it that the last four women I’ve dated only share two names? Never had that happen before. Of course, the roadie side of me says that it’s easier to remember the names that way. Well, you can take the boy off the road, but you can’t take the road off the boy. To those that are thinking of living the show biz touring life style, don’t do it too long or take it too seriously ’cause it will warp your mind.
So, what to blog? The dating is right out because it’s NC17 and a couple of my dates wouldn’t approve. The gig? Don’t know yet what’s appropriate except for general observations. Vegas in general? Yeah, sure but there are people better at that than I. I did buy a full pass for ETS/LDI and I’ll blog that (manufacturer types, I haven’t asked you yet, but I need another five passes for my department) It took about five times longer than I had thought to land the Vegas house gig but I should be able to blog something that works for all of us. I just haven’t found that yet.
September 14th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Dave, it’s a shame we apparently aren’t going to learn anything about commando wet work in your secret agent world. Now that every phone has a camera in it how do you keep cameras out of any building? Have fun anyway.
Mac
September 14th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
I just re-read the title. What ever you do, DON’T GROW UP!
Mac
September 14th, 2006 at 6:07 pm
Don’t look on it as growing up… just not being assed with the tour bus
Congrat on having a partner too
Regards
Chris
September 14th, 2006 at 6:20 pm
Dave,
I have enjoyed reading your blog and would hate to not read any more in the future.
Best regards from Germany!
Marcus
September 14th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
Whew. I was getting worried. Between the out-of-focus pics and your gift for prose…. I was getting very frustrated here at barkin’ dog.
Although it obviously was a completely different crew, when I was on tour in ‘89 with Najee we did a few dates where we opened for guitarist who sits (now stands) and were treated like dog shit by his crew. Didn’t happen terribly often, so you (I) tend not to forget.
Anyways, very glad you seem to be taking to the new gig. Maybe if you have found a door into a “social life” after so many years there might be hope for me.
See you at AES ?
September 14th, 2006 at 7:37 pm
I’m not going to stop blogging, just change a few things. For example, Moblogs of the gig and the the play by play of gigs/tours posts. The aquatics stuff is pretty cool, it’s the largest most complex com system I’ve ever worked on and we support the video/cctv monitoring system of the show inclucing a team of divers with cams and com in the water for the show. Our dept is pretty versatile and has a good amount of experience with each person having a specialty or two. I stand to learn a lot.
A couple of the things I look foward to learning are LCS/VRAS in depth and Pro Tools. I want to be an LCS Jedi and building a small PT LE rig at home.
September 14th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Yeah Tom, that other crew has had a reputation for years. Oh well… No AES this year unfortunately, didn’t want to take the time off being the new guy. I am doing ETS, it’s on the way to work. As for the social life thing, it helps being in the same city consitently and being able to speak the language, more or less. I don’t know that I would want to blog about the Vegas dating scene, think Carrie Bradshaw except no Manolos and a husky, long haired middle aged production show roadie. It’s actually more like Samantha. Everyone tells me that it’s hard to meet Ms Right in Sin City although meeting Ms. Rightnow isn’t too difficult here.
September 21st, 2006 at 5:53 am
Assuming I’m right with which gig you’ve got(famous canadians?), I’m totally jealous, it’s been a dream of mine since childhood to work for those people. Have fun